December 2010
say goodbye to the people that lie to your face
“Given the numbers 1 to 1000, what is the minimum...
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I have the dick of a heroic peaceful warrior
free protip for every boy: all girls LOVE...
proof: after posting this I decided to take my own advice and told my girlfriend that she was really pretty - she kissed me while I was chewing gum, then she said
“you taste like candy… I want to lick you”
we all know that most girls are insecure
don’t take advantage of a delicate heart - empower her and you will get back major love (+ More!)
